![]() Ace Ventura: Martha Metz? Oh, yeah, the bitch! Podactor: What? Ventura: Pekingese, hyperactive, lost in Highland Park area. Podactor: Nice to meet you, you were highly recommended by Martha Metz. Roger Podactor: Who's he? Melissa Robinson: Roger Podactor, meet Ace Ventura. ![]() Emilio: Hey, I can't do nothing for you on that one. Ace Ventura: I think I can keep him under control, but you're going to have to tell me who's working the Snowflake case. ![]() If Einhorn comes in here and sees me talking to you or your ass, I'm history. porking his wife! Aguado: Why, you- Ace: Come on! Now, kiss and make up.Īce Ventura: Excuse me! I'd like to ASS you a few questions! Emilio: This is not the time, Ace. In this case the killer saw the size of the bug's dick and became insanely jealous. Now how you gonna solve that one? Ace Ventura: Good question, Aguado. Shickadance: Oh yeah! What's all this pet food for? Ace Ventura. Ace Ventura: I never bring my work home with me, sir. I heard them again this morning, scratching around. Shickadance: I heard animals in there, Ventura. As soon as I find this bird, you're paid. Some rich guy lost it and is offering a huge reward. Shickadance: Never mind the wisecracks, Ventura. Shickadance: Ventura! Ace Ventura: Yes, Satan? Oh, I'm sorry sir, you sounded like someone else. Finkle is Einhorn! Einhorn is a MAN! OH MY GOD! EINHORN IS A MAN?! ĭialogue Mr. ![]()
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